Glossary

emoticons - look at them sideways :)
This is by no means a finite list. It serves however to give you the general idea. Be imaginative, create your own, or customize existing emoticons to suit you, e.g. give your smiley :) a nose :-) or a cap q:), or change the shape of the mouth :} or :[

:-| Ambivalent
O:-) Angelic
>:-( Angry
|-I Asleep
:-{} Blowing a Kiss
\-o Bored
:'-( Crying Sadly
:-> Devilish
;-> Devilish Wink
:*) Drunk
>:) Evil grin
:-I Indifferent
:-# Lips are Sealed
:~/ Mixed Up
:( Sad
:)
Smile
:P
Sticking out tongue
:-O Surprised
;) Wink
Acronyms:
adn: Any day now
afaik: as far as I know
afk:
away from keyboard
are:
Acronym-rich environment
a/s/l?:
age/sex/location?
b4n or bfn:
Bye for now
bbiab:
Be back in a bit
bbjn: Be back just now
bbl:
be back later
bbs: be back soon
bf or b/f: Boyfriend
brb: be right back
bta:
But then again...
btw:
By the way
cu or cya:
See you
cul or cul8r:
See you later
eofs: End of story :)
foad:
F*** off and die
fubar:
F***ed up beyond all repair or recognition
fud:
Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt
fwiw:
For what it's worth
fyi:
For your information
gf or g/f:
Girlfriend
gtg:
Got To Go (Bye)
hand:
Have a nice day
hth:
Hope this helps or Happy to help
iirc:
If I recall/remember/recollect correctly
imho:
in my humble opinion
imnsho:
In my not so humble opinion
imo:
In my opinion
iow:
In other words
irl:
In real life (that is, when not chatting)
jk:
Just kidding
l8r: Later
ldr:
Long Distance Relationship
lol:
Laughing out loud
ltnc: long time no chat
ltns: long time no see
m/f: Male or Female?
nafc:
Not A Clue :)
nfg:
No f*****g good
nfw: No feasible way or no f*****g way
nifoc:
Naked in front of computer
np:
No problem
oic:
Oh, I see
omg:
Oh My God
otoh:
On the other hand
ottomh:
Off the top of my head
pda:
Public display of affection
pebkac:
Problem exists between keyboard and chair
pita:
Pain in the ass
pls:
Please
rotfl:
rolling on the floor laughing
rotflmao:
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off
rotflmaowpimp:
Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off while peeing in my pants
rotflmbo:
Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
rotflmfo:
rolling on the floor laughin my face off
rsn:
Real soon now
rtdt:
read the damn thing
rtfm:
Read the f***ing manual
so:
Significant other
stfw:
Search the Web :)
tgmt:
twelve gauge moering tool
tmfi:
too much information :)
thx or tx:
Thanks
ttfn:
Ta-Ta for now
ttyl:
Talk to you later
wb:
welcome back
wtf: what the f***? or who the f***?
wtg:
Way to go!

Note: ** indicates an action
*eg*: evil grin
*g*: grin
*s*: smile